Top 20 RV Camping Quotes

RV Camping Quotes. You have probably heard or seen them on Facebook or on signs. Well here are our favorites! The Top 20 RV Camping Quotes!

1. There are 2 kinds of people in this world. The kind that like camping and the kind we don’t know exist because we’re always camping.

2. Camping is when you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person

3. I don’t need therapy, I just need to go camping

4. Sorry for what I said when we were trying to park the camper

5. Donating blood one mosquito at a time

6. I have OCD: Obsessive Camping Disorder

7. If the campers a-rockin’ don’t bother a-knockin’

8. Camping makes me happy. You, not so much.

9. Just another beer drinker with a camping problem.

10. The Weekend forecast is calling for Camping with a chance of drinking.

11. The only “vacation” where you work harder preparing meals and caring for your living space than you do in your own house.

12. Camping…where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

13. People in tents are the soft tacos of the bear world.

14. My wife says camping is a family tradition. It was every family’s tradition until we invented the HOUSE.

15. I took my dog camping. As he lies there watching me build a fire with a blank look on his face, I realized sticks are his favorite and I was burning a giant pile of his toys.

16. We camp to burn off the crazy.

17. Don’t worry, spiders are smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade. (This is a spider from our campsite) Yikes!

18. I need a time out. Send me to the campsite and don’t let me come back until my attitude changes.

19. Education is important but camping is importanter.

20. Why do I have to use leaves while out camping when we have bears out there using Charmin?